many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
: Only 1
Hands are already in the air.
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
: At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change
and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about
how much better the old one was.
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need
for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light
bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance
about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a
number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way,
long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved.
can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to
the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to the pitch-in.
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review the church lighting
Lutherans don't believe in change.
What's a light bulb?